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Well when you're under mom's roof, you hafta' follow mom's rules.

Firstly no back talk from you, or Mom's going to have to wash your mouth out with soap.Next don't go blaming mom for something you did on this site that didn't work, made you loose your girlfriend, or caused your collection of rare porcelain llamas to shatter into a million pieces. You're an adult now it's time to take responsibility for your own actions. Anyway it was probably something you did wrong in the first place.Call your mom once in a while she'd like thatEverything written on this site unless noted is Mom's property. Don't you be like the young hooligans hanging out at the quickie-mart not doing their homework and copying term papers from the nerds in class. Mom doesn't like that behavior and she will find out sooner or later.Stop by for dinner sometime.Mom would also like to thank one her best boys who goes by the nickname Cocles. His Really Mean and Condescending FAQ for SST Newbies, gave Mom the inspiration she needed to put this website together. I'm not sure when he's going to finish that big project he's been working on, but he better hurry up, Mom's not getting any younger!This is the terms of service agreement Mom's lawyers made us put it although I don't know what all the fuss is about.

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